Memento Mori.
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source: canadad

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

(Source: canadad)

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taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

(Source: littlechinesedoll)

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

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ppaction:

NOPE. 
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

my blog is like this fucking grab bag except you never exactly know what you’re going to get in said bag

is it fandom???

is it feminist rants???

is it food???

who knows you could probably find a fucking crocodile in there

(Source: 8bitflowers)

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skeptic-jungler:

brutuswayne:

replace boys with vibrators 2k14

I knew the machine war was coming. But not like this… never like this.

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source: iicel

iicel:

as much as i’d like to have story-altering options while playing assassin’s creed… they’d give birth to some seriously fucked up alternate timelines.

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eatuntilyoudie:

sometimes i actually get my shit together but then i lose it again like 2 days later

(Source: eatuntilyoudie)

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via: irljasmine
source: bauks

okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

(Source: bauks)

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source: karamazove
tagged as:
# art
karamazove:

The Reader Wreathed with Flowers (Virgil’s Muse)
Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot 

karamazove:

The Reader Wreathed with Flowers (Virgil’s Muse)

Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot 

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hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

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(Source: bent-duck)

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markdoesstuff:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

this… this is mesmerizing. oh my god.

(Source: versaceslut)

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theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good