Memento Mori.
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moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

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If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

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katsucult:

一人では食べきれない究極のデカ盛り丼「おとんありがとん丼」を食べてきた x

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uchiigatana:

im already hard

uchiigatana:

im already hard

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princestingy:

ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote

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What RPG class would you assign me?

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# babbles
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    15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
    me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
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juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

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creaturesfromdreams:

Slumbering Naiad by juliedillon
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insanelygaming:

"together at last"

via iguanamouth

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gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.