Memento Mori.
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yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

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via: skull-butt
source: trelyon

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

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kia-kaha-winchesters:

just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 
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shingeki-no-justno:

tularoxy:

pros of being pansexual:

  • boys r hot
  • girls r hot
  • non-binary people are hot
  • everyone is hot
  • hot like a tater tot

cons of being pansexual:

  • why is everyone hot
  • ”are you sexually attracted to pans”
  • why is everyone hot
  • "thats not a real thing"
  • WHY IS EVERYONE HOT

Did you check to see if they were on fire?

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via: penishole
source: supabush

(Source: supabush)

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tagged as:
# lolita
# oh my god

princess-peachie:

sevenoffine:

fun christmas ideas to share with friends who wear the same fucking stupid fashion you do

My friends are hilarious XD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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ghosturie:

patrick-stumps:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

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tagged as:
# tg

raccoonrocketeer:

ancient nerds

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tagged as:
# tg
# d&d
Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies?
— We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)
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tagged as:
# bob's burgers
zenonzequel:

ALRIIIIIIGHT

zenonzequel:

ALRIIIIIIGHT

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tagged as:
# art
shortcuttothestars:

effervescent-quintessence:

nilenna:

Cold hands by liga-marta

This reminds me of shortcuttothestars

This is so cool! Thank you <3

shortcuttothestars:

effervescent-quintessence:

nilenna:

Cold hands by liga-marta

This reminds me of shortcuttothestars

This is so cool! Thank you <3

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thegoldenqurls:

the moment you realize you forgot to put on deodorant 

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via: armacasio
source: zamii070
tagged as:
# anxiety

kirindave:

zamii070:

everytime

Almost as bad, “What are you anxious about?”

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swolizard:

sometimes you’ve gotta compliment yourself and just be your own hype squad

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via: eschrodt
source: magneito
tagged as:
# feminism

magneito:

"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"

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